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The Top 5 Reasons Why We Should Bang While Im in HSV on Business m4w
This is much the best week ever. I get to visit Hunstville all week to do some kick-ass stuff for my job, and theres even a Waffle House for me to visit at 3am when Im drunk as balls! In a week I turn into a pumpkin and head back home, so get your Prince Charming while the gettins good. Without further adieu, here are the Top 5 Reasons Why We Should Bang While Im in HSV on Business:
1 I can actually hold a conversation. No boring office job anecdotes either. Im talking cool stuff like why Blackbeard is the best pirate or the funny story about how Miss Teen Nevada puked in my back yard. If youd rather just shut up and hook up, I can be the "strong, silent type" as well. Like the cover of a Fabio romance novel but with less hair and Italian accents.
2 Sexy and I know it. Im decent looking and (and !), so youll probably like what you see. No bridge troll here, ladies. And once weve volleyed an or two and established were not both psycho killers (theres only room for one of us in this thing, capiche?), we can exchange pictures to prove were not full of cheetos and Taco Bell.
3 Im not creepy, needy or weird. Writing a slist ad is kinda strange, Ill admit it. Im mainly doing this out of curiosity. My dating track record includes a whopping zero restraining orders and Im allergic to lurking in the bushes. Plus have you seen gas prices lately? I mean, they may be down right now, but stalking is still way too expensive, especially if you live across town from my hotel. Ill be too busy eating Waffle House at 3am, anyway. (Although admittedly I am starting to get a little worried about how excited I am to try Waffle House.)
4 No dick pictures. Gallup polls show that % of the American public doesnt want to see a picture of some guys dick. You have my ironclad guarantee that you will not receive any dick pics.
5 Im outta here after a week! That means theres a built in expiration date to this thing, so theres absolutely no pressure for anything more than temporary mutual fun and satisfaction. We arent under any obligation to keep in touch after I leave unless we really like each other. Win for everybody.
Sound good? Holla atcha boy with an telling me about yourself and lets get the party started.
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