Single housewives looking friendship dating community OMG! I know, that was sneaky, but you have to give me credit for breaking through the clutter so I can talk to you and now that I have your attention I will undertake the daunting task of sounding sweet and exciting while not too cocky or confident, yet fun to be with all while not coming off as "creepy" This should be easy! lol
Should dazzle you with my rapier wit and charm? No... too suave and cheesy.
Hmmmm I know, I'll put my marketing degree and vast knowledge of sales and psychology to work and really "sell" myself. naw... too manwhorish, besides there's a sale on men, the regular ones are a dime a dozen.
I could be the guy who says he loves to take long walks by the beach or run through fields of heather while holding a puppy. No to metrosexual and no sane woman with half a brain would believe it.
I give up! I guess I will just tell the truth!
I am looking for a woman who feels underappreciated and lonely, yet sexy, intelligent and confident, because if you feel that way too, then we should immediately understand each other. If you could use a laugh and stimulating conversation with an intelligent man, please write me back.
Maybe it will turn into something, maybe not, it's up to us. You will never know unless you write me back. I hope I have at least demonstrated I am not SPAM.
(mmmm spam) lol
I don't care what kind of relationship status you are in currently. ( notice I could have ended that sentence with a preposition, but took the high road )
I want to connect with someone mentally and situationally and there does not seem to be a category for that.
I am looking forward to chatting with you.
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