I only date models, really, lol Have you ever noticed how so many women make these unobtainable lists in their personal ads of what they want in a man, like they're ordering toppings from the "build-a-man" counter at Subway? Well two can play at that game, princess. Here are my demands. You must. . .
. . .Never poop. Everybody knows pretty girls don't do that. If you do, it means you're some kind of peasant and that we would never work out. I only date models. . . .Wear heels. If I can wear Fluevogs, then you can wear Stilletos. Besides, it makes your perfect ass look even better and I am extremely tall sweet wives looking sex dating wants for single men so I will still be taller than you. . . .Have an attractive name. Certain names always yield attractive women. Like Veronica or Fiona. Other names like Helga or Gertrude never have attractive owners. That's why, if I ever have the pleasure of being a father, my daughters will have names that will curse them to a life of celibacy and help me sleep better at night. . . .Reciprocate. If I make dinner, you wash the dishes. I don't care if it makes your hands wrinkly. . . .Have an accent. Or I suppose a Hyundai Accent will do -- but you're riding shotgun. I don't trust those wet, wrinkly hands on the steering wheel. . . .Have a great mind. You know what they say: Great minds think alike. But you will be so interesting and genius, that everything you say will sound pretty unique to my humble artist brain. . . .NOT make me watch American Idol or Grey's Annatomy. Failure to comply will result in Bully Beatdown! . . .Never place a dog in a bag. You can have a dog. You can have a bag. You cannot have a dog-in-a-bag. If I wanted to date Paris Hilton, it doesn't seem that difficult to do. . . .Enjoy adventures. The way I see it, if you don't enjoy things like kayaking, antiquing, or skiing you have some serious issues. Like being retarded. . . .Like being teased. *pssst, it's ed flirting*
And now I just sit back, put my feet up and let the perfect 10's roll in. My work here is done.

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