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- 22 y/o female
- Arcadia, USA
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- Single
- Profile ID: 25
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This is a REAL ad for a FAKE woman m4w
This is a REAL ad,
you are reading it after all arnt you?
If it were after all fake,
it wouldnt exist would it.
Usually I post (or re-post) the same crappy lovesick romantic ads on here
over and over again, in an effort to find "the one"
98% of the responses I get are male named addresses posting as women who are using their "girlfriends addresses" looking for something I am not interested in, sorry bro.
or they are "at work, and want me to their home address where they will send me naked pictures of themselves, if I sign up for the website they are hosting the pictures on, to make sure I am real" yeah ok.
1.8% of the remaining are from desperate women, who would take any man that approached them, romantic or wife beater as long as there is a dick attached they are aggressively willing to do whatever it takes to get the man into their vagina, and god knows what happens after that, maybe they claim they got pregnant, or they had a camera rolling or who knows what kind of freaks are on this site.
0.2% of the rest of the responses from women I could actually take home to the parents, me complimenting my writing style, and how refreshing it was to read an ad with no undertones of casual encounters involved. I them back, thanking them and trying to strike up conversation and they never return my .
I have concluded those must be the women in mediocre relationshits, looking, dreaming, and desiring of something a bit more "hollywood romance" in their lives, and they have found these personal sections of slist to be a place of refuge.
Too bad for them they dont have balls to stand up to mediocre, and move forward into greatness.
I suppose too bad for me I am holding myself to find someone above the standard.
someone who appears only in fictional stories.
But I believe she is out there,
and after all the train wrecks, and nightmares, I will wake up in her arms.
I doubt she would be the kind to respond to a silly ad like this on slist, she is probably hiding out in a library or at home on the couch watching some sappy love movie married looking hot sex Medina like Die Hard 2 without me.
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